|Character played by: Sonny Bono|
|SMDM||The Song and Dance Spy|
John Perry is a famous entertainer and former college roommate of Steve Austin. They often play practical jokes on each other, and before Perry became a star, Steve once wrote a song for his friend.
The Song and Dance Spy
Steve convinces John to stop at Andersen Air Force Base on Guam to perform a show for the troops. Meanwhile Oscar suspects John is a spy, acting as a courier for stolen government secrets. Steve sets out to prove John's innocence and discover the identity of the real spy.