Me & Lee is an unaired TV pilot comedy starring Jamie Kennedy and Lee Majors.
Premise[]
Joel, a disgraced dentist after a malpractice law suit, suffers through life with chronic back pain. Lee Majors, playing a bitter, self absorb has-been version of himself, takes Joel under his wing and performs a "bionic" back surgery as well as replacing all his limbs in his secret lab.
Production[]
- Written by Matthew Salsberg
- Directed by Paul Dinello
Starring[]
- Jamie Kennedy as Joel Salsberg
- Lee Majors as Himself
- Sheldon Allman as Blip
- Ashlie Atkinson as Melinda
- John Billingsley as The Chiropractor
- Faith Majors as Herself
Quotes[]
Joel: A bionics lab?
Lee: No, that was a made up word for TV.
Joel: Are you sure, because I think it's in the dictionary.
Lee: Look, I couldn't get the rights. Can we drop it? Besides, I came up with a better word: Prostatic Replacement Integrated Cyber Konnects. Also known as PRICK. Get it?
Joel: Yeah I get it. You're insane.
Lee: My PRICK works Joel. I used it on a monkey.
Trivia[]
- The original score by Oliver Nelson is used throughout the pilot.
- The original bionic sound effects are used, including the sound for Steve's eye and Jaime's ear.
- Lee Majors presents Joel with his famous red track suit.